"One day mr cornicus went for a walk and saw mr broccoli and mr broccoli said my oh my mr corn youre soooo greeeaassyy with all that buttery goodness! I suggest you go on a diet. And mr cornicus said "NO WAI FOO, I AINT GOIN ON NO DIET CUZ YOU TOLD ME TO" so he carried on walking and he came across string bean and he said, "STRING BEAN YOURE SO SKINNY!" and string bean said, "MR CORNICUS, MAYBE YO URE JUST SO FAT!"So mr cornicus cried because he was sooo greeeasy but he loved his butter and couldnt bear to part with it so he decided to call for help. He looked around desperately for something to save him from his chubby ways. Suddenly, a huge boulder fell from the sky and hit him on the head and sang, "1 800 JENNY 20!" "OMG" he thought "EVEN BOULDERS THINK IM FAT"So he waddled home because he was quite the chubby gentleman and phoned 1800 Jenny 20 and jenny picked up and said "MR CORNICUS! I WAS WAITING FOR YOU!" and mr cornicus was creeped out because he didnt want jenny to stalk him so he didnt say anything. Jenny rattled on, and said, "want to come for dinneerrrrr??" and mr cornicus said OKAY! so they had dinner and had lots of greeeaasy goodness and got fatter and fatter but they didnt mind because they enjoyed the grease anyway. the end
I f-ing love you"
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